Notes
Last Updated: January 31st
Status: In Progress
Notes: Kinda different from what I usually write; written for the Orlando Bloom board I post at
Disclaimer: I own a lot. I don't own a lot. If you google it and it actually exists, I don't own it.
Warning: Strong language and some adult themes and some sheer grossness.

Chapters
Prologue
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven
Intermission